
The Somerset Levels
Mountain Rescue Team.
The Somerset Levels Mountain Rescue Team
is a fine body of men and women, who are
dedicated to doing things that bring a lump
to your throat and send a shiver up your
dobrie. To a man (or woman) they are rippling
sheets of brain encrusted muscle, finely
tuned and trained to achieve the most awesome
feats of personal courage. Sadly, due to
the lack of mountains on the Somerset Levels
they are also bored, very very bored
And as you know
The devil makes work for idle hands
Their last training session took place on
the north face of Yeovil. When eighteen intrepid
volunteers without regard for their own safety,
tackled some of the worst pubs in town. Roped
together just in case of bad weather, they
fearlessly assaulted one establishment after
another.
The results are shown below
There is no duty we underrate so much
as the duty of being happy
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